Sunday, 13 April 2014

Mom Knows Everything



A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.


During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious…

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom’s thoughts, his son volunteered,
“I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates.”

About a week later, his roommate came to him saying,
“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver plate. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”

He said, “Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.”

He sat down and wrote:

Dear Mother,

I’m not saying that you ‘did’ take the silver plate from my house, I’m not saying that you ‘did not’ take the silver plate. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, your son.

———————

Several days later,
he received an email from his Mother which read…

Dear Son,

I’m not saying that you ‘do’ and I’m not saying that you ‘do not’. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow.

Love, Mom.

Saturday, 12 April 2014

Give your best and the world comes to you



Its Just Awesome... Read it....

A Little boy went to a telephone booth which was at the cash counter of a store and dialed a number. The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:

Boy: “Lady, can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?”

Woman: (at the other end of the phone line) “I already have someone to cut my lawn.”

Boy: “Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price than the person who cuts your lawn now.”

Woman: “I’m very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting the lawn.”

Boy: (with more perseverance) “Lady, I’ll even sweep the floor and the stairs of your house for free.”

Woman: “No, thank you.”

With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy.

Store-owner: “Son….I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job.”

Boy: “No thanks.”

Store-owner: “But you were really pleading for one.”

Boy: “No Sir, I was just checking my performance at the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady I was talking to!”

*”This is called Self Appraisal”

Give your best and the world comes to you !!! 

THE WIFE




A man came home from work and found his 3 children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn around garden, The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and no sign of the dog, walking in the door, he found an even bigger mess.

A lamp had been knocked over, the throw rug was against one wall, In the front room the T.V was on loudly with the cartoon channel, the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife.

He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pyjamas, reading a novel... She looked up at him, smiled and asked how his day went.

He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"

She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world do I do all day?..."
"Yes," was his incredulous reply..

She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

Appreciate your wife, thank her for the work she does on daily basis and try to help her from time to time to gain the reward from Allah

Remember that the Prophet salallahu alaihi wasallam would clean and help at home. He would see to his needs himself rather than demanding his wife. He would clean and see to his clothing himself.


This is Nice......




READ IT... FEEL IT...
A Construction Supervisor from 16th Floor of a Building was calling a Worker on Ground Floor.
Because of noise
the Worker
did not hear his Call.
To draw Attention,
the Supervisor threw a 10 Rupee Note
in Front of Worker.
He picked up the Note, put it in His Pocket &
Continued to Work.
Again to Draw Attention the Supervisor threw 500 Rupee Note & the Worker did the same,
Now the Supervisor picked a small Stone & threw on the Worker.
The Stone hit the Worker.
This time the Worker looked Up &
the Supervisor Communicated with Him.
.
.
This Story is same as to our 'LIFE'...
God from Up,
wants to Communicate with Us,
but We are Busy doing our Worldly Jobs.
Then, he give Us Small Gifts & Big Gifts......
We just keep them without looking from Where We Got it.
We are the Same.
Just keeping the gifts
without Thanking him,
We just say
We are LUCKY.
And when we are Hit with a Small Stone, which We call PROBLEMS,
then only We look Up & Communicate with him.
Thts y it is said. .....
He gives, gives n forgives
N
We get, get n forget.......
A MUST SHARE, IF YOU LIKE THIS !

Fool.




A boy was dating a girl who always hurt his feelings.

One day, she broke up with him and stormed out of the house.

Three months later, the girl had a

change of heart. She realized that she really loved the boy,

 so she went back to him and said,

“Give me one more chance. I love you and I need you

. I will never hurt you any more .”

But the boy just laughed and said,

“Only a fool would take back someone who hurt them so badly …”

The girl felt hopeless and began to cry,

but the boy put his arms around her, hugged her tightly and said,
. .
. .
. .
“And I guess I am one of those
fools.” ??

WHAT YOUR EYES ARE SAYING?




Eyes are a vital part of us. Fragile and invaluable to our well being, our eyes give us the ability to work and to be creative. Eyes show us the world around us, and tell us how the people around us respond and feel. When we talk to others, we can see what their eyes are saying and whether this is in sync with the words coming forth. From the eyes, we can “see” the character or luck of a person. Moles, marks and shapes of eyes carry more that just good or bad luck meanings. Here we dig into ancient Chinese wisdom in search of the true nature of eyes and what they are also telling us about ourselves.



1 – Canthus

This part of the eye indicates a person’s disasters or legal problems. The length or width of it signifies different meanings. For example, a person with a wide canthus will face some minor obstacles in his life. On the other hand, if the canthus is narrow, this person will be more prone to accidents, become a victim of backstabbing and other kinds of misfortune.

2 – “Fierce Meat”
The reddish part that appears in the canthus is known as “fierce meat”. If this part is a mild red, it suggests a smart and intelligent person, but the person might have heart disease problems. Exposed “fierce meat” indicates the person is hot tempered. Small “fierce meat” suggests the person is very patient, as well as being good at hiding their feelings from others.
3 – Laboring Line

This line only appears in certain people’s eyes. It only appears on a person who has been through many obstacles in his or her life.

4 – Red Lines

This is a sign of tiring eyes. If your eyes have these, you probably need a lot of rest or else you might fall sick. Therefore whenever you notice there are red lines on your eyes, it shows it is time for you to take a break.

5 – Mole

A mole appearing on the eyes signifies infidelity in love. If the mole appears near the pupil, it means a person will have an affair before marriage. On the other hand, if the mole appears near the end of the eye, the person will have an affair after marriage. Moles that appear on the left eye suggests the person will start the affair. Moles that appear on the right eye suggest that someone will seduce the person to start an affair.

6 – Sclera

When the sclera and pupil are clearly divided, it signifies a decisive person who always makes firm and good decisions. A person with a yellowish sclera has awesome peach blossom luck, and probably is a lascivious person. Dark spots on the sclera suggest a sentimental person, while someone with ivory white sclera indicates a selfish person who is good at manipulating others. If the sclera is light blue or green, this suggests an emotional person. Reddish sclera shows this person lacks sleep and has a tendency towards insomnia.

7 – Iris

A black iris represents a nostalgic person who is loving and caring. A dark iris indicates someone who is benevolent to others. Yellowish iris suggests he or she is a sensitive person. Brownish iris indicates a calm person who never hesitates when making decisions. A person with a lighter coloured iris will tend to be naïve.

8 – Pupil

The pupil is the center of the eye. The bigger the pupil tends to be, it is said the smarter the person can be. Besides this, it also indicates a good memory. A smaller pupil indicates a stingy and stubborn person.

9 – “Red Pulse”

Not everyone has a “red pulse” on his or her eyes. “Red Pulse” is a tiny horizontal line that appears on the sclera. If the “Red Pulse” crosses the pupil till the other side of the sclera, this means the person will meet a life obstacle within the next 100 days. If you notice a “Red Pulse” appearing in a person’s eyes, you should advise them to do more charity, in order to gather more good karma.

10 – Crow’s Feet

Crow’s feet signify peach blossom luck. Someone with crow’s feet is generally a very attractive person who can speak well. He or she will have lots of friends and people like to hang out with them. Too many crow’s feet before 30s suggest he or she is a lascivious person. While after 40s, this signifies libertine. Women with downward-sloping crow’s feet may suffer from miscarriage. Men with tiny crow’s feet have the luck to marry a rich wife. Upward crow’s feet signify a practical person.

11 – Contour Of The Eye

A person with a long upward eye contour (refer to the end of the eye) is likely to marry a good-looking person.

12 – Eyelids

Eyelids can divide to single, double and triple eyelids. Single eyelids suggest a rational person, one who never makes a great commotion about anything. Double eyelids, especially deep-set double lids, indicate an emotional person. Triple eyelids, also known as elephant eyes, signify strong peach blossom luck, but such a person could also be unfaithful.

13 – Edge Of Canthus

How can we know a rich man by just seeing his eyes? You can try to look at the edge of his canthus; a rich person will have a round, sharp and outward canthus. While parrot beak shaped canthus indicates a person who might face difficulties in saving or earning big money.

Unique Relation of Brother & Sister ..



After end of fight
"Tune shuru kiya tha.."

When one of them get scolding
"Maza aaya ??

When Sister got to know about Bro's GF "Batade warna sabko
bata dungi.."

When Bro got to know about Sis's BF
"Abi saale ko bata k aata hu.."

When Bro is going for Date
"mast Impression jamaiyo bhai.."

At Bro's marriage "Bhabhi, bhai bhaut tang karta hai.."

At Sis's marriage
"Aur meri behan ko tang kiya to bus tu samajh lena.."

This Special love between bro and Sis make this Relation the
best in the world...

Agree friends ... ??