Mom Knows Everything

A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.


During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious…

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom’s thoughts, his son volunteered,
“I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates.”

About a week later, his roommate came to him saying,
“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver plate. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”

He said, “Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.”

He sat down and wrote:

Dear Mother,

I’m not saying that you ‘did’ take the silver plate from my house, I’m not saying that you ‘did not’ take the silver plate. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, your son.

———————

Several days later,
he received an email from his Mother which read…

Dear Son,

I’m not saying that you ‘do’ and I’m not saying that you ‘do not’. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow.

Love, Mom.

Give your best and the world comes to you

Its Just Awesome... Read it....

A Little boy went to a telephone booth which was at the cash counter of a store and dialed a number. The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:

Boy: “Lady, can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?”

Woman: (at the other end of the phone line) “I already have someone to cut my lawn.”

Boy: “Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price than the person who cuts your lawn now.”

Woman: “I’m very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting the lawn.”

Boy: (with more perseverance) “Lady, I’ll even sweep the floor and the stairs of your house for free.”

Woman: “No, thank you.”

With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy.

Store-owner: “Son….I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job.”

Boy: “No thanks.”

Store-owner: “But you were really pleading for one.”

Boy: “No Sir, I was just checking my performance at the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady I was talking to!”

*”This is called Self Appraisal”

Give your best and the world comes to you !!! 

THE WIFE

A man came home from work and found his 3 children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn around garden, The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and no sign of the dog, walking in the door, he found an even bigger mess.

A lamp had been knocked over, the throw rug was against one wall, In the front room the T.V was on loudly with the cartoon channel, the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife.

He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pyjamas, reading a novel... She looked up at him, smiled and asked how his day went.

He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"

She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world do I do all day?..."
"Yes," was his incredulous reply..

She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

Appreciate your wife, thank her for the work she does on daily basis and try to help her from time to time to gain the reward from Allah

Remember that the Prophet salallahu alaihi wasallam would clean and help at home. He would see to his needs himself rather than demanding his wife. He would clean and see to his clothing himself.

This is Nice......

READ IT... FEEL IT...
A Construction Supervisor from 16th Floor of a Building was calling a Worker on Ground Floor.
Because of noise
the Worker
did not hear his Call.
To draw Attention,
the Supervisor threw a 10 Rupee Note
in Front of Worker.
He picked up the Note, put it in His Pocket &
Continued to Work.
Again to Draw Attention the Supervisor threw 500 Rupee Note & the Worker did the same,
Now the Supervisor picked a small Stone & threw on the Worker.
The Stone hit the Worker.
This time the Worker looked Up &
the Supervisor Communicated with Him.
.
.
This Story is same as to our 'LIFE'...
God from Up,
wants to Communicate with Us,
but We are Busy doing our Worldly Jobs.
Then, he give Us Small Gifts & Big Gifts......
We just keep them without looking from Where We Got it.
We are the Same.
Just keeping the gifts
without Thanking him,
We just say
We are LUCKY.
And when we are Hit with a Small Stone, which We call PROBLEMS,
then only We look Up & Communicate with him.
Thts y it is said. .....
He gives, gives n forgives
N
We get, get n forget.......
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Fool.

A boy was dating a girl who always hurt his feelings.

One day, she broke up with him and stormed out of the house.

Three months later, the girl had a

change of heart. She realized that she really loved the boy,

 so she went back to him and said,

“Give me one more chance. I love you and I need you

. I will never hurt you any more .”

But the boy just laughed and said,

“Only a fool would take back someone who hurt them so badly …”

The girl felt hopeless and began to cry,

but the boy put his arms around her, hugged her tightly and said,
. .
. .
. .
“And I guess I am one of those
fools.” ??

WHAT YOUR EYES ARE SAYING?

Eyes are a vital part of us. Fragile and invaluable to our well being, our eyes give us the ability to work and to be creative. Eyes show us the world around us, and tell us how the people around us respond and feel. When we talk to others, we can see what their eyes are saying and whether this is in sync with the words coming forth. From the eyes, we can “see” the character or luck of a person. Moles, marks and shapes of eyes carry more that just good or bad luck meanings. Here we dig into ancient Chinese wisdom in search of the true nature of eyes and what they are also telling us about ourselves.



1 – Canthus

This part of the eye indicates a person’s disasters or legal problems. The length or width of it signifies different meanings. For example, a person with a wide canthus will face some minor obstacles in his life. On the other hand, if the canthus is narrow, this person will be more prone to accidents, become a victim of backstabbing and other kinds of misfortune.

2 – “Fierce Meat”
The reddish part that appears in the canthus is known as “fierce meat”. If this part is a mild red, it suggests a smart and intelligent person, but the person might have heart disease problems. Exposed “fierce meat” indicates the person is hot tempered. Small “fierce meat” suggests the person is very patient, as well as being good at hiding their feelings from others.
3 – Laboring Line

This line only appears in certain people’s eyes. It only appears on a person who has been through many obstacles in his or her life.

4 – Red Lines

This is a sign of tiring eyes. If your eyes have these, you probably need a lot of rest or else you might fall sick. Therefore whenever you notice there are red lines on your eyes, it shows it is time for you to take a break.

5 – Mole

A mole appearing on the eyes signifies infidelity in love. If the mole appears near the pupil, it means a person will have an affair before marriage. On the other hand, if the mole appears near the end of the eye, the person will have an affair after marriage. Moles that appear on the left eye suggests the person will start the affair. Moles that appear on the right eye suggest that someone will seduce the person to start an affair.

6 – Sclera

When the sclera and pupil are clearly divided, it signifies a decisive person who always makes firm and good decisions. A person with a yellowish sclera has awesome peach blossom luck, and probably is a lascivious person. Dark spots on the sclera suggest a sentimental person, while someone with ivory white sclera indicates a selfish person who is good at manipulating others. If the sclera is light blue or green, this suggests an emotional person. Reddish sclera shows this person lacks sleep and has a tendency towards insomnia.

7 – Iris

A black iris represents a nostalgic person who is loving and caring. A dark iris indicates someone who is benevolent to others. Yellowish iris suggests he or she is a sensitive person. Brownish iris indicates a calm person who never hesitates when making decisions. A person with a lighter coloured iris will tend to be naïve.

8 – Pupil

The pupil is the center of the eye. The bigger the pupil tends to be, it is said the smarter the person can be. Besides this, it also indicates a good memory. A smaller pupil indicates a stingy and stubborn person.

9 – “Red Pulse”

Not everyone has a “red pulse” on his or her eyes. “Red Pulse” is a tiny horizontal line that appears on the sclera. If the “Red Pulse” crosses the pupil till the other side of the sclera, this means the person will meet a life obstacle within the next 100 days. If you notice a “Red Pulse” appearing in a person’s eyes, you should advise them to do more charity, in order to gather more good karma.

10 – Crow’s Feet

Crow’s feet signify peach blossom luck. Someone with crow’s feet is generally a very attractive person who can speak well. He or she will have lots of friends and people like to hang out with them. Too many crow’s feet before 30s suggest he or she is a lascivious person. While after 40s, this signifies libertine. Women with downward-sloping crow’s feet may suffer from miscarriage. Men with tiny crow’s feet have the luck to marry a rich wife. Upward crow’s feet signify a practical person.

11 – Contour Of The Eye

A person with a long upward eye contour (refer to the end of the eye) is likely to marry a good-looking person.

12 – Eyelids

Eyelids can divide to single, double and triple eyelids. Single eyelids suggest a rational person, one who never makes a great commotion about anything. Double eyelids, especially deep-set double lids, indicate an emotional person. Triple eyelids, also known as elephant eyes, signify strong peach blossom luck, but such a person could also be unfaithful.

13 – Edge Of Canthus

How can we know a rich man by just seeing his eyes? You can try to look at the edge of his canthus; a rich person will have a round, sharp and outward canthus. While parrot beak shaped canthus indicates a person who might face difficulties in saving or earning big money.

Unique Relation of Brother & Sister ..

After end of fight
"Tune shuru kiya tha.."

When one of them get scolding
"Maza aaya ??

When Sister got to know about Bro's GF "Batade warna sabko
bata dungi.."

When Bro got to know about Sis's BF
"Abi saale ko bata k aata hu.."

When Bro is going for Date
"mast Impression jamaiyo bhai.."

At Bro's marriage "Bhabhi, bhai bhaut tang karta hai.."

At Sis's marriage
"Aur meri behan ko tang kiya to bus tu samajh lena.."

This Special love between bro and Sis make this Relation the
best in the world...

Agree friends ... ?? 

BAG OF POTATOES

"A kindergarten teacher has decided to let her class play a game. The kindergarten teacher told each child in the class to bring along a plastic bag containing a few potatoes.

Each potato will be given a name of a person that the child hates, so the number of potatoes that a child will put in his/her plastic bag will depend on the number of people he/she hates.

So when the day came, every child brought some potatoes with the name of the people he/she hated.

Some had 2 potatoes; some 3 while some up to 5 potatoes.

The kindergarten teacher then told the children to carry with them the potatoes in the plastic bag wherever they go (even to the toilet) for one week.

 Days after days passed by, and the children started to complain due to the unpleasant smell let out by the rotten potatoes. Besides, those having 5 potatoes also had to carry heavier bags.

 After 1 week, the children were relieved because the game had finally ended.

The kindergarten teacher asked: "How did you feel while carrying the potatoes with you for 1 week?" The children let out their frustrations and started complaining of the trouble that they

 had to go through having to carry the heavy and smelly potatoes wherever they go. Then the kindergarten teacher told them the hidden meaning behind the game.

The kindergarten teacher said: "This is exactly the situation when you carry your hatred for somebody inside your heart. The stench of hatred will contaminate your heart and you will carry it with you wherever you go.

If you cannot tolerate the smell of rotten potatoes for just one week, can you imagine what is it like to have the stench of hatred in your heart for your lifetime?"

Moral: Let go of the excess baggage of hatred you carry around in your heart & mind. Forgive others for your own good. For your own peace & happiness."

Funny Wedding Anniversary

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, Romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful Fairy appeared on their table.

She said, ‘For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.’

The wife answered, ‘Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.‘

The fairy waved her magic wand and – poof! – two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: ‘Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again…

I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me..‘

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!..

The husband became 92 years old!!!

Moral: Men should remember fairies are females too.

Funniest Senior Moment Ever

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.

She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!”. The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad.

The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver’s seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.

She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.

She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.

The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.

The moral of the story?

If you’re going to have a senior moment… make it memorable.

Please share this fun story with friends

Mother’s Sacrifice for her child

“This is a true story of Mother’s Sacrifice during the Japan Earthquake.

After the Earthquake had subsided, when the rescuers reached the ruins of a young woman’s house, they saw her dead body through the cracks. But her pose was somehow strange that she knelt on her knees like a person was worshiping; her body was leaning forward, and her two hands were supporting by an object. The collapsed house had crashed herback and her head.

With so many difficulties, the leader of the rescuer team put his hand through a narrow gap on the wall to reach the woman’s body. He was hoping that this woman could be still alive. However, the cold and stiff body told him that she had passed away for sure.
He and the rest of the team left this house and were going to search the next collapsed building. For some reasons, theteam leader was driven by a compelling force to go back to the ruin house of the dead woman. Again, he knelt down and used his had through the narrow cracks to search the little space under the dead body. Suddenly, he screamed with excitement,” A child! There is a child! “

The whole team worked together; carefully they removed the piles of ruined objects around the dead woman. There was a 3 months old little boy wrapped in a flowery blanket under his mother’s dead body. Obviously, the woman had made anultimate sacrifice for saving her son. When her house was falling, she used her body to make a cover to protect her son. The little boy was still sleeping peacefully when the team leader picked him up.

The medical doctor came quickly to exam the little boy. After he opened the blanket, he saw a cell phone inside the blanket. There was a text message on the screen. It said,” If you can survive, you must remember that I love you.” This cell phone was passing around from one hand to another. Every body that read the message wept. ” If you can survive, you must remember that I love you.” Such is the mother’s love for her child!!”

False Friend

Once two friends were walking through the forest. They knew that anything dangerous

can happen to them at any time in the forest. So they promised each other that they

 would remain united in any case of danger.

Suddenly, they saw a large bear approaching them. One of the friends at once climbed

a nearby tree. But the other one did not know how to climb. So being led by his common

 sense, he lay down on the ground breathless, pretending to be a dead man.

The bear came near the man lying on the ground. It smelt in his ears, and slowly left the place.

 Because the bears do not touch the dead creatures.Now the friend on the tree came down

and asked his friend on the ground, “Friend, what did the bear tell you into your ears?”

 The other friend replied, “The bear advised me not to believe a false friend.”

True Friend is the one who always supports and stands by you in any situation.

True love

He met her at a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he was so normal, nobody paid attention to him.

At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised but due to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, and she thought to herself, "Please, let me go home..."

Suddenly he asked the waiter, "Would you please give me some salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee." Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red but still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously, "Why you have this hobby?" He replied, "When I was a little boy, I lived near the sea, I liked playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea, just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still living there." While saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched. That's his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can tell out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home, has responsibility of home... Then she also started to speak, spoke about her faraway hometown, her childhood, her family.

That was a really nice talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story. They continued to date. She found that actually he was a man who meets all her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful. He was such a good person but she almost missed him! Thanks to his salty coffee! Then the story was just like every beautiful love story, the princess married to the prince, and then they were living the happy life... And, every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee, as she knew that's the way he liked it.

After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said, "My dearest, please forgive me, forgive my whole life's lie. This was the only lie I said to you---the salty coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was so nervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt. It was hard for me to change so I just went ahead. I never thought that could be the start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to lie to you for anything... Now I'm dying, I afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth, I don't like the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste... But I have had the salty coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for anything I do for you. Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life. If I can live for the second time, still want to know you and have you for my whole life, even though I have to drink the salty coffee again."

Her tears made the letter totally wet. Someday, someone asked her, "What's the taste of salty coffee?" She replied, "It's sweet."

Pass this to everyone because love is not to forget but to forgive, not to see but understand, not to hear but to listen, not to let go but HOLD ON!! ???

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BISCUITS

"On an evening so long ago, my Mom placed a plate of bread jam and extremely burned biscuits in front of my dad.

I was waiting to see if anyone noticed the burnt biscuits!! But Dad just ate his biscuit and asked me how was my day at school. I don't remember what I told him that night,

 but I do remember I heard Mom apologizing to dad for burning the biscuits. And I'll never forget what he said:"Honey, I love burned biscuits."

Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and I asked him if he really liked his biscuits burned. He wrapped me in his arms and said,"

Your momma put in a long hard day at work today and she was really tired. And besides...a burnt biscuit never hurts anyone but harsh words do!

You know, life is full of imperfect things... And imperfect people.... I'm not the best at hardly anything...What I've learned over the years, is that learning to accept each others faults and choosing to celebrate each other’s differences, is one of the most important keys to creating a healthy, growing, and lasting relationship."

Sometimes Little Things Hurt..

Sometimes Little Things Hurt..

No Reply from ur Love ones,

Laughing of Friends at U,

Wen ur Best Friend is Busy with

ANOTHER Friend,

Wen u want ur Friend 2 b with u,But

they Dont Have time 4 u,

Wen u EXPRESS ur DEEPEST FEELINGS

to sum1 Spcl, bt HE/SHE Doesnt try to

understand,

Wen u want To TALK TO HIM/HER, bt

dey say "I AM BUSY"

Wen u dont feel sleepy at Night n ur

Bf/Gf says I'm damn sleepy...

How truly said- Heart is soft n can b

Pinched Easily...! 

Also join I Played A Game With Life

Some old men can still think fast...

A man in New York owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large Lake in the back.

It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice -- picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Some old men can still think fast...

Sometimes I Can Not Do It All Alone..

          Sometimes I can not do it all alone…

            I just need someone to give me a

            hug and tell me it will be alright… 

          Sometimes I need someone to tel

           l me how smart I am or how beautiful I am…

         Sometimes I need that little bit 

            of encouragement to lift me higher… 

           Sometimes I need to Thank You for your support… 

Presence of mind helps, Never Panic

In a shop a man asked for 1/2 kg of butter.

The salesperson, a young boy, said that only 1kg packs were available in the shop,

but the man insisted on buying only 1/2 kg.

So the boy went inside to the manager's room and said "An idiot outside wants to buy only 1/2 kg of butter".
To his surprise, the customer was standing right behind him..!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

So the boy added immediately, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half!!!!!!".

After the customer left, the manager said "You have saved your position by being clever enough at the right time. Where do you come from?"

To this the boy said, "I come from Brazil. The place consists of only prostitutes and football players!!!!!"

The manager replied coldly, "My wife is also from Brazil ".

To this the boy asked excitedly, "Oh yeah? Which team does she plays for?"

Presence of mind helps, Never Panic....!!!

Excellent Message And I Have Read It Many Times N It Still Is A Fresh Please Read

Excellent message and i have read it many times n it still is afresh pls read

It was their anniversary, and Aisha was waiting for her husband Rajiv to show up.

Things had changed since their marriage, the once cute couple couldn't-live-without-each-other had turned bitter.

Fighting over every little things, both didn't like the way things had changed.

Aisha was waiting to see if Rajiv remembered it was their anniversary!

Just as the door bell rang she ran to find her husband wet and smiling with a bunch of flowers in his hand.

The two started re-living the old days. Making up for fights, then was d plan for champagne, light music And it was raining outside! It was perfect.

But the moment paused when the phone in the bedroom rang.

Aisha went to pick it up and it was a man. "Hello ma'am I'm calling from the police station. Is this Mr Rajiv Mehra's number?"

"Yes it is!"

"I'm sorry ma'am; but there was an accident and a man died.

We got this number from his wallet; we need you to come and identify his body."

Aisha's heart sank.!!! She was shocked!

But my husband is here with me?"

"Sorry ma'am, but the incident took place at 2 pm, when he was boarding the train."

Aisha was about to lose her conscience.

How could this happen?!

She had heard about the soul of the person coming to meet a loved one before it leaves!

She ran into the other room.

He was not there. It was true! had left her for good!!

Oh God she would have died for another chance to mend every little fight! She rolled on the floor in pain. She lost her chance! Forever!

Suddenly there was a noise from the bathroom, the door opened and Rajiv came out and said "Darling, I forgot to tell you my wallet got stolen today".

LIFE MIGHT NOT GIVE YOU A SECOND CHANCE. SO NEVER WASTE A MOMENT WHEN YOU CAN STILL MAKE UP FOR YOUR WRONGS!!!

Let's start making amends.

To parents

To siblings

To friends

And many more.

No one has a promised tomorrow.

Have a wonderful Life with no regrets!

This has to be one of the best message!!

BEST FRIENDZ FOREVER

It waz 11:30 p.m. and I waz in my bed, warm and cosy, thinking about myself, my life. I feel time actually flies, seemz like yesterday when I entered 9th standard, at that time I felt like I waz the so called “SUPER SENIOR” and a grown up girl, what a time it waz, school dayz are actually very nostalgic, those fun filled dayz, those tension free dayz, that enjoyment, that reserved environment, that big peer group and in that big peer group a special one, ”NO”, u guessed it wrong diary. He is not my “BOYFRIEND” type special, he is even more special, he is my BFF - BEST FRIEND FOREVER

We are friendz since 9th standard so itz been around 7 yearz since we are BFF, ”7 YEARS”, yes, long time isn’t it? U know diary, he is not just my friend but my life. We are like two sidez of the same coin, alwayz together and imcomplete without eachother. At timez I feel how could I even think of surviving without him? He completez me, he adorez me, he acknowledgez me. YES, WE ARE IN LOVE BUT NOT WITH EACHOTHER, WITH OUR FRIENDSHIP, with this beautiful and magical bond we share

We can talk for hourz tirelessly, we can talk about anything and everything, we laugh, make fun of otherz, we study, we fight, we enjoy, we hangout, we party. He is the one whom I can rely upon, whom I can trust blindly, whom I can count on. He is someone with whom I can just be “ME”. He can change my badly spoiled mood to a refreshing one within a few minutez, he knowz me more then I do. Yes, may be thatz why we are “BEST FRIENDZ FOREVER"

U know what diary, I want everyone to experience the magic of this special bond, this magical bond atleast once in their lifetime. This friendship is so different n so good to experience. Itz true and pure, itz like a magnet, alwayz clinging n together. I wish every girl/guy getz a “BFF” like I have so that they come to know that LOVE isn’t just about having a “BF/GF” but itz also about “FRIENDSHIP”, eternal friendship

Man and God

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer.

All of a sudden he said out loud, "Lord grant me one wish."

Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish".

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want to."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic.

Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking.

The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.

Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time.

Finally he said, "Lord, I have been married and divorced four times.

All of my wives said that I am uncaring and insensitive.

I wish that I could understand women.

I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say "nothing" and how I can make a woman truly happy"

After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?" 

Presence of mind helps, Never Panic

In a shop a man asked for 1/2 kg of butter.

The salesperson, a young boy, said that only 1kg packs were available in the shop,

but the man insisted on buying only 1/2 kg.

So the boy went inside to the manager's room and said "An idiot outside wants to buy only 1/2 kg of butter".
To his surprise, the customer was standing right behind him..!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

So the boy added immediately, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half!!!!!!".

After the customer left, the manager said "You have saved your position by being clever enough at the right time. Where do you come from?"

To this the boy said, "I come from Brazil. The place consists of only prostitutes and football players!!!!!"

The manager replied coldly, "My wife is also from Brazil ".

To this the boy asked excitedly, "Oh yeah? Which team does she plays for?"

Presence of mind helps, Never Panic....!!!

Guys N Girls Do Read It

Being a boyfriend is more than sending your
girl "I miss you" & "I love you" text messages ,
giving her flowers or gifts on your important
dates or calling her "babe" or whatever name
you call her ..

It's something deeper than that .
Being romantic is part of it & doing all those
things is a must but I guess those things
aren't the most important things when it
comes down to it ..

Being a boyfriend is also
an emotional task . It's being there for your
girl every time she needs a helping hand ,
being there to listen to all of her stories ,
being there to guide her through what is
right & what is wrong .

Her problem is your
problem , her pain is your pain & her
happiness is your happiness . That's what
being a boyfriend is about ...

 Agree GIRLS ? 

Heart touching story...

After the Earthquake had subsided, when the rescuers reached the ruins of a young woman’s house, they saw her dead body through the cracks. But her pose was somehow strange that she knelt on her knees like a person was worshiping; her body was leaning forward, and her two hands were supporting by an object. The collapsed house had crashed her back and her head.

With so many difficulties, the leader of the rescuer team put his hand through a narrow gap on the wall to reach the woman’s body. He was hoping that this woman could be still alive. However, the cold and stiff body told him that she had passed away for sure.

He and the rest of the team left this house and were going to search the next collapsed building. For some reasons, the team leader was driven by a compelling force to go back to the ruin house of the dead woman. Again, he knelt down and used his had through the narrow cracks to search the little space under the dead body. Suddenly, he screamed with excitement, “A child! There is a child! “

The whole team worked together; carefully they removed the piles of ruined objects around the dead woman. There was a 3 months old little boy wrapped in a flowery blanket under his mother’s dead body. Obviously, the woman had made an ultimate sacrifice for saving her son. When her house was falling, she used her body to make a cover to protect her son. The little boy was still sleeping peacefully when the team leader picked him up.

The medical doctor came quickly to exam the little boy. After he opened the blanket, he saw a cell phone inside the blanket. There was a text written on the screen. It said,”

If you can survive, you must remember that I love you.” This cell phone was passing around from one hand to another. Every body that read the message wept. ” If you can survive, you must remember that I love you.”

Such is the mother’s love for her child!

28 WAYS To MAKE A Girl Smile...

[1] tell her she is Beautiful. not hot or fine.

[2] hold her hand at ANY moment even if it is just for a second.
...
[3] Kiss her on the forehead.

[4] leave her voice messages to wake up to.

[5] ALWAYS tell her you love her at any & and all times.

[6] when she is upset, hold her tight & tell her how much she means to u.

[7] recognize the small things ..they usually mean the most.

[8] call her Sweetie or BABY.

[9] Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.

[10] pick her over all the OTHER girls you hang out with.

[11] write her notes.(she loves them)

[12] introduce her to family & friends as your girlfriend.

[13] play with her hair.

[14] pick her up, tickle her, & play WRESTLE with her.

[15] sit in the park & just TALK to her.

[16] tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, just tell her joke.

[17] throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because u missed
her.

[18] let her fall asleep in your arms.

[19] carve your names into a TREE.

[20] if she`s mad. Kiss her !

[21] give her piggyback rides.

[22] bring her flowers just because.

[23] treat her the same around your friends as you do when you`re alone.

[24] look her in the eyes & Smile.

[25] let her take as many pictures as she wants.

[26] SLOW DANCE with her, even if there isn't any music playing.

[27] KISS HER IN THE RAIN.

[28] if you`re in love with her tell her..

"Guys, I Know many Of You Thinks What The Hell It Is..
Its Really Ok If You Cant Able To Do All This..
Just Stay Faithful N Loyal To Her..
And She Will Happy"
Girls Agree ? 

Very Funny Gold Diggers!!

A husband and wife were having dinner at a fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks away.

His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that??!!"

"Oh," replies the husband, "that was my mistress."

The wife says, "That's it; I want a divorce."

"I understand," replies her husband, "but remember, if you get a divorce, there will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, no Lexus in the garage, and no more country club. But... the decision is yours."

Just then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the restaurant with a gorgeous woman on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Jim?" she asks.

"That's his mistress," replies her husband.

"Oh," says the wife, "... Ours is prettier."

Cute Fight .

After an argument...

Girl:
Boy: Hug
Girl: Your fault...
Boy: No yours..
Girl:
Boy: ok sorry baby..
Girl: its ok...

Boy: Don't be sad...
mmmwwwwaaaahhhh -....
Girl: Ok

Boy: Smile Naa and don't fight again...
Girl: Ok ...

Boy:
10 minutes later...
Girl: I hate you :@

Boy: I hate you more :X
2 seconds later...

Girl: I Love U
Boy: Love you forever...

Girl: I will fight with you till my last breath... :P:* ???

Conclusion- You argue with the one and hurt
the person whom you love a lot..

It never stops...
And that's the beauty of it... ??

Like if cute 

15 Ways to Know You're Dating an MBA

1. Calls the first month of your relationship a "preliminary assessment period.".

2. Talks to the waiter about process flows when dinner arrives late.

3. Congratulates your parents for successful value creation..

4. Your Valentine's Day card has bullet points..

5. Refers to lovemaking as a "win-win."

6. Decides to re-org your family into a "team-based organization."

7. Refers to your date as "testing marketing methods..."

8. Writes executive summaries on your love letters.

9. Ends the argument you have by saying "let's talk about this offline."

10. Refers to you as "my co-CEO."

11. Insist you do market research before getting pregnant.

12. Says your "deliverable" for Sunday evening is clean laundry and paid bills.

13. Asks the waiter what the restaurant's core competencies are.

14. Gives constructive feedback to your dog.

15. Conducts a performance review after having had sex with you.

Cute Love Story .

She missed Him Everyday..

He never missed Her..

She Continues Called Him..

He Was Never Interested To Talk With Her..

She Always Texts Him..

He Never Replied..

She was trying to be Strong..

He Loved to Destroy Her...

She just wanted a Chance..

He Laughed on her Face..

She wondered What
Happened...

He Never Really Cared..

She finally Moved On...
&
He Missed Her being There...

Guys Try To Understand Her Feelings..
She Wants Only U.. Ur Time And Your Loyalty..

Heaven's Grocery Store

As I was walking down life's highway many years ago,
I came upon a sign that read 'Heaven's Grocery Store'.

When I got a little closer, the doors swung open wide
And when I came to myself I was standing inside.

I saw a host of angels.They were standing everywhere
One handed me a basket and said "My child shop with care."

Everything a human needed was in that grocery store
And what you could not carry you could come back for more.

First I got some Patience. Love was in that same row.
Further down was Understanding, needed everywhere you go.

I got a box or two of Wisdom and Faith a bag or two.
And Charity of course I would need some of that too.

I couldn't miss the Holy Ghost It was all over the place.
And then some Strength and Courage to help me run this race.
My basket was getting full but I remembered I needed Grace,

And then I chose Salvation for Salvation was for free
So I tried to get enough of that to do for you and me.

Then I started to the counter to pay my grocery bill,
For I thought I had everything to do the Master's will.

As I went up the aisle I saw Prayer and put that in,
For I knew when I stepped out side I would run into sin.

Peace and Joy were plentiful, the last things on the shelf.
Song and Praise were hanging near so I just helped myself.

Then I said to the angel "Now how much do I owe?"
He smiled and said "Just take them everywhere you go."
Again I asked "Really now, How much do I owe?"
"My child " he said, "God payed your bill a long long time ago."

This poem has Been sent to you with love and for Blessings.

Pass this on to family and friends.

Girl Must Read .

Sometimes Boys also Special..

Not All Boys Are Bad And Cheaters

• The way they hug you when you cry..

• The way they keep looking you& when you ask why are they looking they say ''Kyun Ab dekh bhi nai sakta?"

• The way they are jealous when a boy flirts with you

• The way they put their heads in your Laps or shoulders when they are sad

• The way they don't let you go back when you go to meet them

• The way they say I love you & I miss you & you want that moment to just pause

• The way they take off your hairband & say, ''Baal khulle rehne do''

• The way they try to convince you when you get angry doing silly things

• The way they say "Aaj badi sundar lag rhi hai". after spending hours with you

• The way they want your 100% attention and when you're unable to talk & they get angry and say "Ok fine be busy forever"

Boys are worth loving You just need that One Guy to prove not all boys are bad & cheaters..

They're Loyal for their princess

Follow your destiny

There comes a time in your life when you realise that if you stand still, you will remain at this point forever. You realise that if you fall and stay down, life will pass you by.

Life’s circumstances are not always what you might wish them to be. The pattern of life does not necessarily go as you plan. Beyond any understanding you may at times be led in diffrent directions that you never imagined, dreamed or designed, yet if you had never put any effort into choosing a path, or tried to carry out your dream, then perhaps you would have no direction at all.

Rather than wondering about or questioning the direction your life has taken, accept the fact that there is a path before you now. Shake of the “why’s ” and what ifs and rid yourself of confusion, whatever was- is in the past whatever is is whats important, the past is a brief reflection, the future is yet to be realised , today is here.

Walk your path one step at a time- with courage, faith, and determination. Keep your head up and cast your dreams to the stars. Soon your steps will become firm and your footing will be solid again. A path that you never imagined will become the most comfortable direction you could have ever hoped to follow.

Keep your belief in yourself and walk into your new journey, you will find it magnificent, spectaculare and beyond your wildest imaginings.

Not sure who wrote this originally, but it is some thing i had saved on my pc a long time ago and decided to share today,

~ Carole

Cute Love Story.

After a fight !!
Don't want 2 talk But, Still You
check Your Mobile to know...

If You have missed call or
message...!!!
That's The Hope of"True

Love"Luv
is
when u say I HATE U...I HATE
U...
And your partner smiles.. n keeps
on saying
"You cant...i bet...You cant.."

Luv is when u want to hate that
person...
but unknowingly u start loving
that
person..

Luv is wen u send a goodnight
message n can't
sleep til your partner's reply
comes.. ?
?

This is true Love..
And, after reading this message..

The person who comes first in
your
mind that is your luv.. ???

Why Women Cry...

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?"

"Because I'm a woman," she told him.

"I don't understand," he said.

His Mom just hugged him and said,

"And you never will."

Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does

mother seem to cry for no reason?"

"All women cry for no reason," was all his

dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still

wondering why women cry.

Finally he met an old man who would surely know the answer.

And he asked him: "Old man, why do women cry so easily?"

Old man sad: "When woman was created, she had to be made special. Allah created

her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet

gentle enough to give comfort. She was given an inner strength to endure

childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. And a hardness that allows

her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family

through sickness and fatigue without complaining.

Allah gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all

circumstances, even when her child

has hurt her very badly. She was given strength to

carry her husband through his faults and she was fashioned from his rib to protect

his heart.

Allah gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his

wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfaltering.

And lastly, Allah gave her a tear to shed. This is hers and only hers

exclusively to use whenever she needs it.

She needs no reason, no explanation, its hers."

"You see my son," said old man, "the beauty of a woman

is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she

combs her hair.

The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because

that is the doorway to

her heart - the place where love resides."

What Birthday Are You??

                                        Look Up Your Birthday And See What You Are.....

                                         Click READ MORE below to view the entire list


                                                    January 01 - 09 ~ Dog
                                                   January 10 - 24 ~ Mouse
                                                   January 25 - 31 ~ Lion
                                                    February 01 - 05 ~ Cat
                                                   February 06 - 14 ~ Dove
                                                   February 15 - 21 ~ Turtle
                                                 February 22 - 28 ~ Panther

                                                   March 01 - 12 ~ Monkey
                                                    March 13 - 15 ~ Lion
                                                    March 16 - 23 ~ Mouse
                                                      March 24 - 31 ~ Cat

                                                   April 01 - 03 ~ Dog
                                                 April 04 - 14 ~ Panther
                                                   April 15 - 26 ~ Mouse
                                                  April 27 - 30 ~ Turtle

                                                         May 01 - 13 ~ Monkey
                                                        May 14 - 21 ~ Dove
                                                        May 22 - 31 ~ Lion
     
                                                     June 01 - 03 ~ Mouse
                                                  June 04 - 14 ~ Turtle
                                                    June 15 - 20 ~ Dog
                                                         June 25 - 30 ~ Cat

                                              July 01 - 09 ~ Mouse
                                             July 16 - 26 ~ Dove
                                                    July 27 - 31 ~ Cat

                                     August 01 - 15 ~ Monkey
                                         August 16 - 25 ~ Mouse
                                        August 26 - 31 ~ Turtle

                                      September 01 - 14 ~ Dove
                                    September 15 - 27 ~ Cat
                                         September 28 - 30 ~ Dog

                                       October 01 - 15 ~ Monkey
                                       October 16 - 27 ~ Turtle
                                  October 28 - 31 ~ Panther

                                           November 01 - 16 ~ Lion
                                          November 17 - 30 ~ Cat

                                     December 01 - 16 ~ Dog
                                         December 17 - 25 ~ Monkey
                                                 December 26 - 31 ~ Dove

If you are a

Dog : A very loyal and sweet person. Your loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed. Absolutely hassle free, humble and down-to-earth!! That explains the reason why your friends cling on to you! You have a good taste for clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular and easy-going. You have a little group of dignified friends, all of them being quality-personified. Repost This If It's True For You.!!

If you are a Mouse : Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder people seek for your company and look forward to include you for all get-together's. However, you are sensitive which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath. God bless the person then!Repost This If It's True For You.!!

If you are a Lion : Quite contradictory to your name, you are a peace loving person. You best try to avoid a situation wherein you are required to fight. An outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place for a long duration. Popular and easy-going. You are a born leader, and have it in you how to tactfully derive work from people. People love the way you always treat them. You love being loved, and when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs!!!!Repost This If It's True For You.!!

If you are a Cat : An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy, with a passion for quick wit. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and going into depth of each thing. Under normal circumstances you're cool but when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You're a fashion bird. People look forward to you as an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don't like talking much to strangers. People feel very easy in your company. You observe care in choosing your friends.Repost This If It's True For You.!!

If you are a Turtle : You are near to perfect and nice at heart. The examples of your kindness are always circulated in groups of people. You, too, love peace. You wouldn't like to retaliate even to a person who is in the wrong. You are loved due to this. You do not wish to talk behind one's back. People love the way you always treat them. You can give, give and give love, and the best part is that you do not expect it back in return. You are generous enough. Seeing things in a practical light is what remains the best trait of you guys.Repost This If It's True For You.!!

If you are a Dove : You symbolize a very happy-go-lucky approach in life. Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected. In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need. You dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from hypocrites. They can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work. No amount of mess, hence, can ever encompass you. Beware, it is easy for you to fall in love....Repost This If It's True For You.!!

If you are a Panther : You are mysterious. You are someone who can handle pressure with ease, and can handle any atmosphere without going berserk. You can be mean at times, and love to gossip with your selected group. Very prim and proper. You like all situations and things to be in the way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible. As a result, you may lose out in some relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult and tight spots when they really need you.Repost This If It's True For You.!!

If you are a Monkey : Very impatient and hyper!!! You want things to be done as quick as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the center of attraction. That way, you people are unique. You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be dragged or featured in any sort of a controversy, you then go all panicky. Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning. When you foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you people are!! Repost This If It's True For You.!! - See more at: http://www.awesomequotes4u.com/2013/06/what-birthday-are-you.html#sthash.2hEViTQY.dpuf

Very Funny Two little boys

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.

They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any  mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.

The boys’ mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

The mother sent the 8 year old in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, “Do you know where God is, son?”

The boy’s mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, “Where is God?! Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s  face and bellowed, “WHERE is GOD?!”

The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him
in the closet, he asked, “What happened?”

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, “We are in BIG trouble this time!” “GOD is missing, and they think WE did it!”

Thanks for reading. Dont forget to share because remember… “Sharing is Caring”.

We Can Never Erase Memories..

Sometimes breakups become inevitable and

we have to let go someone whom we have

 loved with all our heart and soul.

 But no matter how painful all breakups are,

sooner or later we can overcome the pain with

 our emotional strength. The only pain which

 is impossible to overcome is recurring memories

 of beautiful moments spent together.

 So don’t break any relationship with bitterness

 and hatred because when we have loved

someone truly and we have to let them go

 we can erase the messages from our phone

 memory but we can never erase the love from our heart.

We can delete people from our life but

 we can never delete the memories we made with them. …

Pencil & Eraser

Pencil: I’m sorry

Eraser: For what? You didn’t do
anything wrong.
Pencil: I’m sorry cos you get hurt
because of me. Whenever I made a
mistake, you’re always there to
erase it. But as you make my
mistakes vanish, you lose a part of
yourself. You get smaller and
smaller each time.
Eraser: That’s true. But I don’t
really mind. You see, I was made
to do this. I was made to help you
whenever you do something
wrong. Even though one day, I
know I’ll be gone and you’ll
replace me with a new one, I’m
actually happy with my job. So
please, stop worrying. I hate
seeing you sad.

I found this conversation
between the pencil and the eraser
very inspirational. Parents are like
the eraser whereas their children
are the pencil. They’re always
there for their children, cleaning
up their mistakes. Sometimes
along the way… they get hurt, and
become smaller (older, and
eventually pass on).

Though their children will
eventually find someone new
(spouse), but parents are still
happy with what they do for their
children, and will always hate
seeing their precious ones
worrying, or sad.

“All my life, I’ve been the pencil..
And it pains me to see the eraser
that is my parents getting smaller
and smaller each day.
For I know that one day, all that
I’m left with would be eraser
shavings and memories of what I
used to have…”

This is to all the parents out
there…

Love You…

I Want To Live My Life With Dignity.

I wish to thank all the people who back-stabbed me

 and gossiped about me because maybe you

didn’t realize but you were my wake up call to a new life.

I wish to thank all the close minded people

 who completely misunderstood my unique

 personality because you all unknowingly

 helped me to become more determined to

 maintain my uniqueness. Finally I wish to say

 goodbye to all those friends who turned out to be fake.

 I am stronger because no matter how much

 mess you put me through, you have unknowingly

helped me out. It was because of you all that

 I finally realized that there comes a time in life

 when you have to stop putting the reins of your

happiness into the hands of others.

Thank you all because you helped me to

 choose to live my life with respect and dignity…

THE WISE OLD MAN

A wealthy man requested an old scholar to wean his son away from his bad habits.  The scholar took the youth for a stroll through a garden. Stopping suddenly he asked the boy to pull out a tiny plant growing there.

The youth held the plant between his thumb and forefinger and pulled it out. The old man then asked him to pull out a slightly bigger plant. The youth pulled hard and the plant came out, roots and all. “Now pull out that one,” said the old man pointing to a bush. The boy had to use all his strength to pull it out.

“Now take this one out,” said the old man, indicating a guava tree. The youth grasped the trunk and tried to pull it out. But it would not budge. “It’s impossible,” said the boy, panting with the effort.

“So it is with bad habits,” said the sage. “When they are young it is easy to pull them out but when they take hold they cannot be uprooted.”

The session with the old man changed the boy’s life.

Moral: Don’t wait for Bad Habits to grow in you, drop them while you have control over it else they will get control you.

We Can Never Erase Memories..

Sometimes breakups become inevitable and we have to

 let go someone whom we have

loved with all our heart and soul.

But no matter how painful all breakups are,

 sooner or later we can overcome the pain

with our emotional strength.

The only pain which is impossible to overcome

 is recurring memories of beautiful moments

spent together. So don’t break any relationship

 with bitterness and hatred because when

 we have loved someone truly and

we have to let them go we can erase

 the messages from our phone memory

 but we can never erase the love from our heart.

We can delete people from our life

but we can never delete the memories we made with them. … 

Life Saving Poster can save your life

1) What should a woman do if she finds herself alone in the company of a strange male as she prepares to enter a lift in a high-rise apartment late at night?

Experts Say: Enter the lift. If you need to reach the 13th floor, press all the buttons up to your destination. No one will dare attack you in a lift that stops on every floor.

2) What to do if a stranger tries to attack you when you are alone in your house, run into the kitchen.

Experts Say: You alone know where the chili powder and turmeric are kept.And where the knives and plates are. All these can be turned into deadly weapons. If nothing else, start throwing plates and utensils all over.

Let them break. Scream. Remember that noise is the greatest enemy of a molester. He does not want to be caught.

3} Taking an Auto or Taxi at Night.

Experts Say: Before getting into an auto at night, note down its registration number. Then use the mobile to call your family or friend and pass on the details to them in the language the driver understands .Even if no one answers your call, pretend you are in a conversation. The driver now knows someone has his details and he will be in serious trouble if anything goes wrong. He is now bound to take you home safe and sound. A potential attacker is now your de facto protector!

4}What if the driver turns into a street he is not supposed to – and you feel you are entering a danger zone?

Experts Say: Use the handle of your purse or your stole (dupatta) to wrap around his neck and pull him back. Within seconds, he will feel choked and helpless. In case you don’t have a purse or stole just pull him back by his collar. The top button of his shirt would then do the same trick.

5} If you are stalked at night.

Expert Say: enter a shop or a house and explain your predicament. If it is night and shops are not open, go inside an ATM box. ATM centers always have security guards. They are also monitored by close circuit television.
Fearing identification, no one will dare attack you.

After all, being mentally alert is the greatest weapon you can ever have.

Please spread it to all those women u care & spread awareness as dis is d least we can do for a social & moral cause and fr d safety of women.

I Need A Man Who Has A Heart Of Gold.

I don’t need commitments! I don’t need promises! I don’t need vows!

I don’t even need a prince out of a fairy tale or a tall dark handsome

man out of a classic love story .I just need someone who has a heart

of gold that cares for me and is full of love for me. Someone who has

 the strength to support me when I need it the most. Someone

who understands me and loves me just the way I am.

I need someone who doesn’t care about my

past but wants to be with me today tomorrow

and forever till the end of time. I just want to be loved to the core…

A Silent Love

From the very beginning, girl’s family objected strongly on her dating this guy, saying that it has got to do with family background, & that the girl will have to suffer for the rest of her life if she were to be with him. Due to family’s pressure, the couple quarreled very often. Though the girl loved the guy deeply, she always asked him: “How deep is your love for me?” As the guy is not good with his words, this often caused the girl to be very upset. With that & the family’s pressure, the girl often vents her anger on him. As for him.. he only endured it in silence.

After a couple of years, the guy finally graduated & decided to further his studies overseas. Before leaving, he proposed to the girl: “I’m not very good with words. But all I know is that I love you. If you allow me, I will take care of you for the rest of my life. As for your family, I’ll try my best to talk them round. Will you marry me?” The girl agreed, & with the guy’s determination, the family finally gave in & agreed to let them get married. So before he left, they got engaged. The girl went out to the working society, whereas the guy was overseas, continuing his studies. They sent their love through emails & phone calls. Though it was hard, but both never thought of giving up.

One day, while the girl was on her way to work, she was knocked down by a car that lost control. When she woke up, she saw her parents beside her bed. She realized that she was badly injured. Seeing her mum cry, she wanted to comfort her. But she realized that all that could come out of her mouth was just a sigh. She had lost her voice…. The doctor says that the impact on her brain has caused her to lose her voice. Listening to her parents’ comfort, but with nothing coming out from her, she broke down. During the stay in hospital, besides silent cry. it’s still just silent cry that accompanied her.

Upon reaching home, everything seems to be the same. Except for the ringing tone of the phone which pierced into her heart every time it rang. She does not wish to let the guy know & not wanting to be a burden to him, she wrote a letter tohim saying that she does not wish to wait any longer. With that, she sent the ring back to him. In return, the guy sent millions & millions of reply and countless phone calls. all the girl could do besides crying is still crying…. The parents decided to move away, hoping that she could eventually forget everything & be happy. With a new environment, the girl learnt sign language & started a new life. Telling herself everyday that she must forget the guy.

One day, her friend came & told her that he’s back. She asked her friend not to let him know what happened to her. Since then, there wasn’t anymore news of him. A year has passed & her friend came with an envelope, containing aninvitation card for the guy’s wedding. The girl was shattered. When she opened the letter, she saw her name on it instead. When she was about to ask her friend what was going on, she saw the guy standing in front of her…. He usedsign language to tell her, “I’ve spent a year to learn sign language. Just to let you know that I’ve not forgotten our promise.

Let me have the chance to be your voice. I Love You.” With that, he slipped the ring back into her finger. The girl finally smiled……

How To Be Beautiful ?

For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.

For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.

For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.

For beautiful hair, let a child run his or her fingers through it once a day.

For poise, walk with the knowledge you’ll never walk alone.

People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; Never throw out anybody.

Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end of your arm. As you grow 

older, you will discover that you have two hands: one for helping yourself, the other for helping others.

The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way 

she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes because that is the 

doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. The beauty of a woman is not in a facial 

mole, but true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly 

gives, the passion that she shows, and the beauty of a woman, with passing years, only grows!

A Must Read Story Of Couple ????????

A couple made a deal the night of their Marriage to NOT open the door of their room to
anybody who comes knocking in the morning for any reason!

In the morning, the parents of the husband came and knocked on the door, the husband and the wife were looking at each other and as they agreed before, they didn’t open the door. After a while the parents of the bride came knocking at the door to check on them, the couple were looking at each other, then the bride dropped a tear & started crying she said: “I cannot keep them knocking & not open the door, I miss them already.” The husband didn’t say anything and he let her open the door for her parents.

Years & years passed & the couple had 5 children, the first ones were boys & the 5th was a little girl, when she was born the father was extremely happy that Almighty blessed him with her, and he threw a Huge Party for her in Grand style, people were so amazed with his joy and his happiness that they asked him, why are you so happy with her more than you were before with her older brothers?

He answered simply: “She is the one who will open the door for me.”

Moral

Baby girls are the comfort of the eyes of their father! They hold the key to their mothers hearts! Daughters are really unique.They care for their parents even after they are married.
Its rightly said, “A son is a son till he gets a Wife, a daughter is a daughter the rest of her Life!” This Story Is Dedicated to all daughters and Daughter in law

Pick your month of birth and receive your blessing

                             Pick your month of birth and receive your blessing :

                   January :: May God grant you good health

                        February :: May you have joy in your relationships

               March :: May God give you inner peace in your life

                           April :: I declare wisdom

              May :: May God use you to advance His Kingdom

                         June :: I pray for open doors regarding work and/or education

               July :: may God bless your family

                      August :: You are a pillar and God will give you strength

                 September :: May God break you free from curses

                                October :: may God deliver you from all the enemy's plans
                          to bring you down..

               November :: may God keep you safe and under His protection
               always

                                December :: may you find everlasting favor!!!

                                Mine is January month :)

Talking Frog

An engineer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want. "

Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter?

I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, and that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want.
Why won't you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer.

I don't have time for a girlfriend, but having a talking frog, now that's cool."

WHEN A GIRL GIVES UP ON YOU...

WHEN A GIRL GIVES UP ON YOU...


1. She will not try to catch your attention.
2. She will not fight for you anymore.
3. She won't reply your message as quickly anymore.
4. She won't try to keep the conversation going anymore.
5. She will not care anymore.
6. She's no longer jealous.
7. She will flirt and talk to other guys.
8. She's no longer care if you care or not anymore.
9. She's no longer goes to your profile
and whine to people about how happy you're, talking to other girls.
10. She will give up on trying to make you love her,
because she finally realize that she deserves better.

and you will miss her.
Miss the way she cared about you.
Miss the way she loved you. And you have lost her.
So don't take any girls for granted,
if you love her, let her know before she gives up !!

Women Always Women.. lolzzzzzzzz

Women chatting in office..

Woman 1:" I had a fine evening, how was yours.. ??

Woman 2:" It was a disaster.. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 minutes and fell a sleep.. How was yours.. ??

Woman 1:" Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner.. After dinner we walked for an hour.. When we came home he lit the candles around the house..It was like a fairy tale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work..

Husband 1:" How was your evening.. ??

Husband 2:" Great.. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. What about you ??

Husband 1:" It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot to pay the bill; so I took her out for dinner which was so expensive that i didn't had money left for a cab.

We walked home which took an hour and when we got home i remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house!!

Moral:" Presentation does matter.. No matter what the reality is..!!"